Kris and Lyssa's Great Goal Rush
Follow the completion of our yearly bucket list.
Completed: 8. Go to a Female Strip Club and 13. Eat at a Diner in the Middle of the Night It's a bucket list two-fer, ladies and gents! A group of my favorite ladies, who are as equally warped as me, accompanied me to a female strip club. Then, on the way home, my friend Anne … Continue reading Goal Two-fer: Go to a Female Strip Club and Eat at a Diner in the Middle of the Night
Completed: 1. Learn to Twerk This goal was obviously one that Kris challenged me to tackle. Instead of documenting my actual twerk routine, which I proudly debuted Thanksgiving morning, I decided to film my reaction to the how-to videos I watched to prep me for this goal's completion. You want more details of my dancing? … Continue reading Learn to Twerk
Completed: 21. Complete a Puzzle When I was young, my sister would always complete puzzles. It made me so mad because I knew I didn’t have the patience or attention span to complete one, but there’s a part of me that’s always wanted to say I had. Some say that completing a puzzle makes your … Continue reading Complete a Puzzle
Completed: 1. No Meat for a Week I don’t think there’s anyone on this planet that enjoys the taste of meat quite like me, but I chose to accept Lyssa’s challenge to go without meat for a week. I knew it would be a struggle. If I had thought it through, I would've chosen a … Continue reading No Meat for a Week
Finally! Kris visits Lady Liberty.
Completed: 5. Travel to Salem, Massachusetts in October I know there are a few more uncompleted goals left on my 2014 list, but I think it's safe to say that visiting Salem in October may go down as as my favorite completed goal of the year. It was a dream come true -- some women dream about … Continue reading Travel to Salem, Massachusetts in October
Completed: 27. Make Great Cookies I've never been able to make good cookies. They always seem to suck -- too dry, too hard, etc. I admit, it's mostly user error, but I'm happy to finally say that I've produced the perfect cookie. I feel like every person has that one great go-to recipe in their arsenal and now I do, thanks … Continue reading Make Great Cookies
Completed: 2. Take Unicycling Lessons After I verbally shared this goal with Kris on New Years Eve, I realized that I had NO idea how I was going to accomplish it, but thanks to my strangely well-connected husband, he introduced me to a family who runs UniStars Unicycling Showtroupe. This family is so nice, not only did they agree … Continue reading Take Unicycling Lessons
Completed: 1. Watch "Bullitt" By the time I was done watching "Bullitt," I wanted to put a bullet into my foot. I put this on my 2014 bucket list because of the classic nature of this movie. But like most old movies I've seen, I hated it. The movie had all of the elements to be a … Continue reading Watch “Bullitt”
Completed: 32. Participate in a Sleep Study I snore. Like really bad. It's amazing I was able to find a woman to marry me. I also choke in the middle of the night (aka stop breathing from time to time). That kind of scares the shit out of me. What else do I do in the … Continue reading Participate in a Sleep Study