Pronounced like Alyssa without the “ah.” Born August 14th. Obsessed with yappy dogs. Wanted to be an archaeologist as a kid. Worked at National Geographic. Becomes rageful on an empty stomach. Petrified of flying. Married to Kris. Lover of vintage clothes. Terrible dancer. Professional people watcher. Inappropriate and irreverent. French fry connoisseur. In a long-term relationship with multiple sclerosis. Trying to be the change.
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