Completed: 20. Ride in Bumper Cars
Ahhhhhhh… bumper cars. I must admit, I’ve done this before, but it was about 20 years ago. When I was little, I used to go to Kings Dominion solely for the bumper cars (if you remember, I’m afraid of roller coasters, so it was the only “ride” I could tolerate). As I grew up, I stopped going to fairs and Kings Dominion and my bumper car rides came to an end.
But on the same day I rode a roller coaster for the first time, I reunited with them.
Lyssa joined me on this one, which made it more fun because my main mission was to bump the shit out of her the entire time. My strategy was to also bump into grandmothers, little kids, moms, dads… no holds barred. If you were in my way, you were going down.
Lucky for me, a little girl ran into me, so I attacked her. Yea yea yea… I don’t care how that sounds. She bumped me first and kept laughing. Evil girl.
I had just as much fun that day as I did when I was little.