Completed: 24. Get Fake Nails for the First Time
I dig my natural nails. They’re good at things like scratching my head, peeling oranges, and other fun things nails do, but I’ve never had fake nails before. I was curious about the process. So here I am, being curious, getting fake nails.
I decided to get a half-moon manicure, harkening back to the movie stars of the ’30s/’40s. Sure, it is glamorous, but those bitches didn’t have to type on a keyboard all day like I do.
I like the look, but I don’t like the feel of these things one bit. I ended up leaving them on for about three weeks until I could no longer take them.
Off. Done. Never again.