Pronounced like Alyssa without the “ah.” Born August 14th. Obsessed with little, yappy dogs. Wanted to be an archaeologist as a kid. Worked at National Geographic. Becomes rageful on an empty stomach. Scared of flying. Married to Kris. Lover of vintage clothes. Awful dancer. Professional people watcher. Inappropriate and very irreverent. French fry connoisseur. Hates speaking in public [but working on it]. Pun fanatic.
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